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Anything that can help us to improve our skills in learning Enlish
انگلیسی به انگلیسی
http://dictionary.reference.com/
انگلیسی به فارسی
http://www.openlearningcenter.com/Dictionary/index.asp
No Persian Please
The events in our lives happen in a sequence in time, but in their significance to ourselves they find their own order the continuous thread of revelation.
Eudora Welty
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FAILURE SHOULD NEVER GO TO YOUR HEART
AND SUCCESS SHOULD NEVER GO TO YOUR HEAD.
1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption: Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD. After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY. 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication: 1. Tele-Phone. 2. Tele-Vision. 3. Tell-a-Woman.... Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE. 4. Love your friends, not their sisters. Love your sisters, not their friends. 5. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says: we should KILL him. Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. 6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERYTHING in your life.
7. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE? Answer: On their MARRIAGE. 8. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL. 9.Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY TWO Women. Because as per Constitution, you CANNOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake. Conclusion: A Ship is always safe at the shore but that is NOT what it is built for.
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| “People need joy quite as much as clothing. Some of them need it far more.” |
| ― Margaret Collier Graham |
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
AIDS?"
Answer : "So when I'm dead
no one will dare touch ur mom!"
Susie Cushner |
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