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Alexander the Great |
| Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation, and the doctor, somewhat nettled, said:"Landon, you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ambition. Why, at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world."
"Yes," said Landon,"He couldn't help it, for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher." |
:A little something to brighten your day
HILARIOUS!!!!
1. When I was born, I was given a choice: A big dick or a good memory...
I don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying: 'No hard feelings....'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:
'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small...
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying: 'Don't take your troubles to bed'.
Many men still sleep with their wives!!
18. 75th Birthday statement... "I seem to have outlived my Dick"
Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humor..........Women with a good sense of humor?.........
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مردی با اسلحه وارد یك بانك شد و تقاضای پول كرد
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
وقتی پولهارا دریافت كرد رو به یكی از مشتریان بانك كرد و پرسید : آیا شما دیدید كه من از این بانك دزدی كنم؟
The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'
مرد پاسخ داد : بله قربان من دیدم
The robber then shot him in the temple , killing him instantly.
سپس دزد اسلحه را به سمت شقیقه مرد گرفت و اورا در جا كشت
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
او مجددا رو به زوجی كرد كه نزدیك او ایستاده بودند و از آنها پرسید آیا شما دیدید كه من از این بانك دزدی كنم؟
The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'
مرد پاسخ داد : نه قربان. من ندیدم اما همسرم دید
Moral - When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT!
نكته اخلاقی: وقتی شانس در خونه شما را میزند .... از آن استفاده كنید
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Alexander the Great |
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Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation, and the doctor, somewhat nettled, said:"Landon, you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ambition. Why, at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world." "Yes," said Landon,"He couldn't help it, for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher." |
