سوال 1 :
How much fuel is appropriate for the airplanes on daily basis?l
l 3 litres more than heavy vehicles
l 3 litres more than motorcycles!l
it depends on the wings width, 1 litre for each metter
if the airplane is manufactured in Iran the petrol is free otherwise it should be rationed
no more than 5 litres per day is allowed because the airplane may be hijacked by terrorists
l 4 litres for big ones and 3 litres for small ones and also 1 litre for the helicopters
it should be calculated towards the sum of the credits of the passengers' Fuel Cards; no passenger implies only 1 litre!!!l
سوال 2 :
What happens if a pilot loses her/is Fuel Intelli-Card?l
never mind, we may use passenger's one
the flight assistant always has one in his/her bag
it's not acceptable and the pilot and crew should be punished
the airplanes have enough fuel during the flight so the pilot may sell his/her card
سوال 3 :
how to invade the usa?l
.first we should tempt them from the east and then attack from the west
it's better we attack at Friday so they are on vacation and not prepared for the war
Hooray, it's a good idea! afterwards, we can go there with no visa!l
سوال 4 :
what's your idea about the liberty?l
liberty is good, provided, we release the restriction of fuel
the liberty is good but it should be rationed as well
I have no idea about anything but Fuel intelliCards
you mean library, don't you?l
سوال 5 :
why the queues at petrol stations are too long despite of gas rations?l
because our people are really fond of waiting in line
that is why they have rationed the petrol
this is another program for revising city sightseeings
if they don't wait at lines, they will drive at streets
because they love their fuel IntelliCard!l
سوال 6 :
what the phrase "please don't forget your card" means at the petrol stations?l
it simply means don't forget your card!!!l
.it means please forget it and I will take it ;)l
.it means that if you forget it please don't back to claim your card
it's only an insignificant phrase don't bother
سوال 7 :
Can we use a Phone card instead of a Fuel Intelli-Card at petrol station?l
Yes, you can either use a Fuel IntelliCard instead of a phone card with a Fuel IntelliCard you can call only the ministry of oil
No, Phone cards only allowed for Oil ministry staff
.Yes of course we can but please don't forget to take out your card from the devices
I'm not sure but it should be amazing!
Hey man, you are very genius, I will use it from now on
your car might be fueled at a phone booth with a fuel IntelliCard, but beware of police!l
