TEACHER:     Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:          Here it is.
TEACHER:    Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:          Maria.
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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on  the floor?
 
JOHN:           You told  me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell  'crocodile?'

GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:   No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you  asked me how I spell it.   
(I   Love this child)
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TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for  water?
 
DONALD:       H I J K L M N O
 
TEACHER:    What are you talking  about?
 
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.   
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TEACHER:    Winnie, name one important thing we have  today
that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE:        Me!
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TEACHER:    Glen, why do you always get so  dirty?
 
GLEN:           Well,  I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.   
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TEACHER:      Millie, give me a sentence starting with  '  I.  '
MILLIE:          I   is..
TEACHER:      No, Millie..... Always say, 'I   am.'
MILLIE:          All right...   'I am the ninth letter of the  alphabet.'   
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TEACHER:     George Washington not only chopped down his  father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.Now, Louie, do  you know why his father didn't punish  him?
LOUIS:            Because  George still had the axe in his  hand....    
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TEACHER:     Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say  prayers before eating?
SIMON:          No sir, I don't  have to, my Mum is a good cook.   
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on  talking when people are no longer  interested?

HAROLD:      A  teacher
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